He said "Your car, I will defecate on"
He had sent out some
embarrassing photos of him. Only to figure out that the leaf blower was in the corner of his garage. The story just keeps on going on like that with all of these crazy adventures and memories.
Then the story just ends with him summing it all up with telling everyone how great this book was and to stay classy. I loved reading this book and I recommend that everyone should read this book. Its getting the insight memories and adventures of Ron Burgundy summed up in 300 pages and its hilarious. It has a lot of comedy in it to so if you like that you will love the book even more. All in all if you haven't read this book you need to go get it and read it. You will see the way Ron Burgundy sees things is the best possible way to view the world.
During the story he tells the neighbor who he assumes to have his leaf blower. "I'm telling watch out Ron Burgundy will unleash his wrath". Just the way he talks in that sentence can tell you what kind of person he is and what he may do to his neighbors car. Which we later find out that he defecates on it and that also tells you what he's like. This book is related to the movie Anchorman that stars Will Ferrell so you can automatically read in his voice during the story. At a certain point he tells the kids" I will save your playground. I will help your souls. I will find the bad man doing this."Which makes it even more funny because the voice he uses in the movie is so stereotypical of a politician. So you can read in in that voice in the story and not read anything and take it sarcastically or misread it and get confused. Its one of the funniest books and I recommend you read it.
This is one of the best books ever written.

